This is why Tumblr is better then any other social network.
watch the video
just do it
you’ll thank me later
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. - Natalie Dormer
she could walk over my body in 5 inch heels like I was a piece of a carpet and I’d probably thank her
What she says.
This is me and everything I’m doing with my life.
this is the best thing on tumblr
Everyone needs to see this
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
wait for iiiitt……
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
one of my friends suggested we pause pacific rim whenever someone entered the drift
this is one of the least dissappointing decisions i’ve made